Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. Sports fans of all ages. Gather around your televisions tonight for what I am sure will be a spectacle the likes we have not seen since Favre went back to Green Bay in a purple and white jersey.
Yes, LeBron James, the self proclaimed King, is making his way back to Cleveland tonight for the first time since taking a dump on the entire city. In all honesty, I think the intros will be much more entertaining than the game itself. I can't wait to hear the arena explode with the booing and the hissing. The fans with their new fashionable "Queen James" gear ready to let him hear how they feel. Can he handle the pressure of coming back "home" and having everyone hate him? He went from being the hero of the city to going down south and becoming a sidekick. LeBron, you are no longer the man. You are a sidebar...A supporting role...A confused little boy who doesn't know how to deal with the way things have been going. Your commercial even says "What should I do?". This seems like something you should have thought about before packing up your life and moving it to a team where you are not the man anymore. Let me tell you exactly what you should do. Go out and get yourself some earplugs because you are going to be getting harassed all night by the people who used to idolize you. It is amazing how fast it went from "Witness" to "Quitness" and Cleveland is ready to drop a bomb on you as soon as you show your face. Personally, regardless of your skills and how good you are, I hope they make you cry tonight. You are a disgrace to the league and to yourself. If you are going to promise a championship to a city, make sure you bring it before you ditch them. I love to see Miami having troubles this year. The look on your face when "the big 3" can't pull their act together is like finding a check for a million dollars under the Christmas tree with my name on it. So congrats LBJ. You sold out and you are failing in Miami too. I hope Cleveland wipes the floor with you tonight and after the game I hope the literally wipe the floor with your jersey.
On another topic, the United States got shot down in their quest for getting the 2022 World Cup to be played here. Whatever, at least we didn't lose to some tiny country with less than a million people in it...wait, what? We did? What the hell is a Qatar? Dear God that shows how much people think of America anymore. We just lost the World Cup to the Rhode Island of the planet. Is it because we don't have a lot of pull in the world anymore? Is it because of our economy? Is it because the government doesn't want to have foreigners come onto our soil since we clearly have so many friends around the world? Maybe all of that is looking too deeply into it and it is just because we are America. NOBODY CARES ABOUT SOCCER IN AMERICA. You say football in America people wanna see FOOTBALL. So let's not get all worked up about not having the 2022 World Cup. Let's move on with our lives and enjoy the Eagles/Texans game tonight instead. We can all complain about Soccer and LeBron for years and years, but let's just enjoy a real football game tonight.
As always, thanks for reading....and remember
Those who can't play must judge like a pro.
